• American Fables, Tales For Our Times: Conservatives Vs. the World
    Twins Ron and Reagan, up and dressed for school, ran down to the kitchen where Mom, (like I’m sure all good conservative Moms do), had a full hearty breakfast ready and waiting. The family said prayers first, (as I’m sure all good conservative Christian parents do), and everybody smiled and laughed and shared love around … Continue reading
  • Just Sayin’…
    NASHVILLE, TN (WSMV) – The Tennessee Poison Center has seen a dramatic increase in calls for people experiencing issues after taking ivermectin for COVID-19. … the week of August 23, the TPC saw a big spike in calls, with 12 people calling in just that week for ivermectin, nearly all related to COVID, and all … Continue reading
  • Victim’s Family Calls For 25th Amendment
    The 25th Amendment Won’t Fix Everything Rosanne Boyland, a resident of Kennesaw, Georgia, was one of those who died during Wednesday’s riot at the Capitol. Brother-in-law Justin Cave called for the 25th Amendment in a recent interview: “It is my own personal belief that the President’s words and rhetoric incited a riot last night that … Continue reading
  • Nunes’s Medal of Freedom Renders the Award Meaningless
    Trump Destroys An American Honor Neither honor nor tradition has ever meant squat to Donald Trump. Now, in his childish, petty quest to burn things down on his way out, he’s decided to trash the Medal of Freedom. That medal, according to White House.gov is (my emphasis): …the Nation’s highest civilian honor. It is awarded … Continue reading
  • Newt Gingrich Has No Moral Authority
    Newt Gingrich Needs to Ride Off Into the Political Sunset Newt Gingrich recently wrote an opinion piece in the right-wing Washington Times entitled: “Why I will not accept Joe Biden as president”. I could simply ask “Who gives a damn?” and end this post, but Newt Gingrich is rarely challenged on his bombastic bullshit. For … Continue reading
  • Lindsey Graham Dangled Stimulus to Buy Votes
    Winning is all that matters Many writers have called out Lindsey Graham‘s post-McCain descent into the gutter, but it turns out he can go even lower. As Americans struggle to stay above water and small business owners lose their livelihoods, Graham is dangling stimulus money like pet treats to buy the Georgia Senate seats. Via … Continue reading
  • Now YOU’RE Paying For Corporate America’s Meals
    When the Hell is Enough Enough? Republicans fought long and hard to get the 35% statutory corporate tax rate lowered. They claimed it made U.S. companies less competitive than their foreign counterparts. At the same time, Republicans KNEW that corporate effective tax rates averaged much less. In 2016, the Senate Budget Committee’s Ranking Member received … Continue reading
  • Stop Molly-Coddling the Obese Baby in the White House
    Donald Trump refuses to admit that he lost the election and Republicans are molly-coddling him like the obese baby he is. To avoid the risk of losing favor, everybody is offering him emotional rattles to play with until he stops crying and starts packing his things. Rick Santorum (yes, he’s still around):  “He’s just found … Continue reading
  • Election Fraud Found Right Where You’d Expect It
    The Trump Toadies are out in full force for their Master claiming to have evidence of voter fraud, or just simply feeling it in their gut: Rudy Giuliani held a press conference claiming he had upwards of 50 witnesses to voter fraud. The first guy he called up to the podium happened to be a … Continue reading
  • These Idiots Will Vote
  • Roger Stone Won’t Be Dressing as an Inmate… Yet
      Stone Cold Nuts There’s never been a shortage of crackpots or clowns in Donald Trump’s orbit. “Spokesperson” Katrina Pierson and her YUGE bullet necklace, Alex Jones‘ ridiculous conspiracy theories, and Jerry Falwell Jr. packing heat in case AOC comes for his cows. Crazy just oozes from the Right Wing. Then there’s Roger Stone. The … Continue reading
  • Bezos Asked Michael Bloomberg To Run
    What Arrogance! Jeff Bezos asked Michael Bloomberg to run for President in February. According to Vox: Sometime after Amazon pulled the plug on plans for a New York City headquarters in February of this year, the city’s former mayor Mike Bloomberg received a call from a top company executive. It wasn’t just any Amazon executive … Continue reading
  • Bloomberg is the Last Person Democrats Need
    One Egotistical Rich Guy in the 2020 Race for President is Enough Michael Bloomberg isn’t happy with the Democratic frontrunners, so he’s decided to enter the race. As a Democrat. Like a White Knight riding in to save us from ourselves. Pfft. Bloomberg has been a Republican, an independent, and a Democrat, depending on which … Continue reading
  • Kellyanne Conway Confuses Being a Bitch With Being Powerful
    Finally, we understand how Kellyanne Conway can work for Donald Trump: She’s a raging bitch with a sense of importance as distorted as her boss’s. How they fit both of their egos in the Oval Office at the same time, is a mystery to me. Conway recently had a minion call Caitlin Yilek, a reporter … Continue reading
  • Black is White, Up is Down, and Patriots are “Snitches” in GOP Land
    Geraldo Rivera, Peabody-Award-winning-ABC-journalist-turned-Fox-News-Hack had this to say about the Trump Whistleblower:   “So it’s going to be the president of the United States in a conversation that was intercepted by a rotten snitch, I’d love to wap him, but that’s another story.” (“Wap” is slang for to beat or strike, according to Mediaite.) “Imagine this … Continue reading