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Michele Bachmann, You’re an Idiot

Michele Bachmann, the woman God pranked by telling her to run for President, sees the hand of God in Donald Trump’s election. Right Wing Watch reports:

lunatic-bachmann Bachmann said that during and prior to the election, prayer warriors were spread all across the country and tasked with offering up “very specific” prayers “for specific states, for specific counties, for specific percentages in cities that we needed to have” and God delivered.

“We saw the Lord answer so specifically that only the hand of God could do that,” she said. “Let’s pray and join and ask the Lord that godly believers would be put in these key sensitive positions. People that the Lord will use for blessing for the United States and for the world. This was the number one story of 2016: God answering the prayers of his people.”

Think about that: “God’s hand” was “punishing us” when he put a true Christian in the White House, not once, BUT TWICE, who saved the economy, got people back to work, used diplomacy before weapons, and governed FOR ALL of the American people. Then when IDIOTS elect a serial adulterer/sexual predator/racist/bigot/misogynist/fraud/tax cheat/small-handed-whiny-boy, who calls the sacrament “his little cracker”, THAT’S God answering their prayers.

You’re an IDIOT, Bachmann. It is you and your fellow Phony-Christian/Right-Wing-Nut-Job pals that are driving people away from organized religion. You wouldn’t recognize the hand of God if he punched you in the face with it.


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Mixed Emotions on Bachmann’s Departure

With Michele Bachmann’s retirement from Congress, we’re getting rid of at least one blathering Tea Party idiot; however, we’re also losing a great source of material for posts. True to form, Bachman didn’t disappoint in an interview with the Washington Post on her future plans, where she stated she’d like to find:

… a position at a think tank (preferably having something to do with foreign policy).

Yes, she actually said that. Self-awareness has never been a Conservative strong suit. As for foreign policy creds, this is the woman who said in September of this year:

“…we want our 1980s foreign policy back.”

That, and the resurrection of Ronald Reagan of course.

Who could forget her 2012 debate promise to shut down our non-existent embassy in Iran, or her referrals to the non-existent Soviet Union? How about that press conference in Egypt with the other two stooges, King and Gohmert, where she painted the entire Muslim Brotherhood as terrorists?

She constantly warns against “creeping Sharia”, whatever the hell that means, yet uses Biblical arguments as to why we should stand with Israel right or wrong:

…if we reject Israel, then there is a curse that comes into play. And my husband and I are both Christians, and we believe very strongly the verse from Genesis, we believe very strongly that nations also receive blessings as they bless Israel.

I cannot begin to imagine the perpetual humiliation we would have gone through as a country if by some fluke (such as every other human being suddenly struck dead) she had become President.

Ten to one she ends up at the Heritage Foundation, or the National Center for Policy Analysis with her buddy Allen West. Most legitimate “think tanks” have probably changed their addresses and phone numbers by now.

While there are plenty of Tea Party wingnuts to step up and take her place, it just won’t be the same; Bachmann’s always been a special kind of crazy.

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We’ll miss you too, Michele.


  cross-posted at All Things Democrat

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