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Roger Stone Won’t Be Dressing as an Inmate… Yet

 

Stone Cold Nuts

There’s never been a shortage of crackpots or clowns in Donald Trump’s orbit.

jones pierson“Spokesperson” Katrina Pierson and her YUGE bullet necklace, Alex Jones‘ ridiculous conspiracy theories, and Jerry Falwell Jr. packing heat in case AOC comes for his cows. Crazy just oozes from the Right Wing. Then there’s Roger Stone.

The name Roger Stone was probably unknown to most people before he landed in Robert Mueller’s crosshairs. A long-time Republican operative, Roger Stone’s been called everything from a “Practitioner of political dark arts” to “Washington’s Sleaziest Political Operator “. My personal favorite though is Charles Pierce‘s description:

“Roger Stone is the most elegant maître d’ the American political sewer ever has had.”

Stone more hat than cattle

While Stone fancies himself a major political player, Slate’s Jacob Weisberg suggests he might be more hat than cattle:

It became clear to me … that Stone was less power player than con artist. He cultivated a reputation for being a bad boy, playing dirty tricks and crossing ethical lines. In practice, so far as I could tell, he was mostly shaking down his clients, who paid him a lot of money based on the largely false impression that he had real influence. He was a bluffer, implying he advised people he didn’t, and a leaker, ratting out his allies in pursuit of his own agenda.

Trump once called him “a stone-cold loser,” who “always takes credit for things he never did.”

Stone “Style”

Roger Stone is also known for his flamboyant “style”, as Scott Christian wrote in a 2017 Esquire piece

Stone fancies himself something of a dandy, serving as men’s fashion editor for the conservative political website The Daily Caller (yes, you read that right) and running a fashion blog called Stone on Style.
… Your source for sartorial tips, courtesy of a man who dressed for Trump’s inauguration in an outfit stolen from a cartoon villain who ties his victims to train tracks.

Matt Labash of The Weekly Standard described Stone this way:

… a dandy by disposition who boasts of having not bought off-the-rack since he was 17–he’s now 56…

Not buying “off the rack” is an understatement. Stone’s “style” is more like a patient with multiple personality disorder burglarizing a costume shop.

He has dressed as:

Roger Stone costumes

and this character, which frankly had me stymied for a bit; I just couldn’t place the face:

Roger Stone characters

And then it hit me …

EDITH HEAD!

He’s channeling Edith Head!

Stone’s so-called “style” has been a source of personal amusement over the years.

Roger Stone's "style"

The idea of him living in the same drab stripes as his fellow “political sewer dwellers” some day, well there’s no better word for it than KARMA.

Roger Stone prison stripes

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Mike Huckabee: Like Son Like Father

I guess we now understand how Mike Huckabee’s son became a dog torturer. In an interview on “Fox and Friends”, Huckabee laughed as he defended the Guy-Currently-Residing-in-the-White-House for questioning a 7-year-old girl’s belief in Santa Clause:

“What is wrong with people? It wasn’t like he was boiling the little girl’s bunny rabbit in a pot on the stove or something.”

Boy, this guy cracks himself up. Really, of all the analogies…
No wonder his kid grew up with psychopathic tendencies. By the way, Mike’s “joke” is a reference to a scene in the movie “Fatal Attraction“, a movie one would not envision a “Pastor” curling up on the couch with a bowl of popcorn to watch.

WTF goes on in this twisted family?

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Megyn Kelly Is Still No Journalist

Megyn Kelly left Fox (ahem) “News” in April for a reported $15 to $20 million contract at NBC. Seriously, NBC? For a partisan hack?

Anyway, Kelly scored an interview with Vladimir Putin for the debut of her new NBC show “Sunday Night with Megyn Kelly”. By some accounts, she blew the opportunity by soft-balling the interview.

You might think she’d follow up with another big score, being a brand new show; but you would be wrong. She followed up with Alex Jones, one of the right wing’s biggest lunatics, and THAT’S SAYING SOMETHING.

kelly and jones

According to the Associated Press, Kelly thinks “…it’s her job to “shine a light” on newsmakers”. Gee, what “newsmaker” could she “shine a light on” next, maybe Charles Manson?

On a positive note, the switch in stations has caused her to dress like an actual professional; but NBC doesn’t do T&A, so she’ll actually have to be good to keep this job.

megyn kelly

For his part, the AP reports Jones wasn’t happy with the interview, or Kelly:

He said he expected a “rigged” report because a day’s worth of interviews will be boiled down to an 11-minute report. “They’re scared of what we’re covering,” he said. “They’re scared of what we’re doing.” Jones also described Kelly as not feminine, cold and robotic. “I felt zero attraction to Megyn Kelly,” he said.

I’m sure she’s boo-hooing over that! Just a suggestion here Alex but, maybe YOU should buy a mirror.

Megyn Kelly might prove people wrong; but considering she agreed to lower the neckline and hike the skirt up for 13 years for a job, I’m not sure she considers herself a real journalist either.

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